Are you freaking kidding me?

[Mrs. X]

Mattyrain just attacked me. Full on hissing, fangs, attacking to kill. She clawed the crap out of my calf and opposite knee.

We've been hanging out all night. She's been mostly sleeping and getting pet. I just fed her and spent about half an hour petting the kittens. I went downstairs to make some food for me, and then back upstairs to get my phone to check on Mr. X and Reno who went to get some drinks after hockey. As I walked across the room, she went from zero to ape shit and full on attacked me. I couldn't get to the phone and barely made it downstairs. No stitches needed, but I'm seriously bleeding here.

I went back up with a dish towel so I could get the phone and whip the crap out of her if she tried it again. She did and I countered with a sort of bull fighting cape thing. The second time I managed to avoid injury and call Mr. X. He was just paying the check when I called and should be home soon.

What the fuck people?

 

[Mrs. X]

I'm upstairs on the other side of the house. She just came up here and I almost jumped on a chair when she came at me. But she just wanted to be pet. Is it too soon for PTSD?

I had the window open it's possible that the next door neighbor's dog started barking right when I decided to go up there. But Jesus man, I don't know if our cat/human relationship can be repaired. I'm still bleeding.

 

[Immortality]

Sorry to hear that. I think it just finally dawned on MattyRain that you are going to give her away. This was her response saying she is not happy with that decision.

 

[Polaroid]

Let reno have a few days looking after the cat (and don't let him see this thread).

 

[Mrs. X]

Let reno have a few days looking after the cat (and don't let him see this thread).

Reno already grabbed the fire poker and armed himself in case of a further attack. She seems totally fine now.

 

[Blitty]

Mattyrain just attacked me. Full on hissing, fangs, attacking to kill.

What the fuck people?

Typical Quebecois separatist..:matty:

 

[Bread]

Reno already grabbed the fire poker and armed himself in case of a further attack. She seems totally fine now.

OOK this is a funny visual.

 

[Rubyn]

This story makes me sad. I love watching the shows where humans have a special bond with an animal (plommer, head out of the gutter). But then you always hear about the guy who was eaten by the bear or some crap like that.

We have a backyard kitty, I think it's feral, but we have been giving him water and food. At first, he wouldn't come within five feet of us. Lately, he has let me briefly pet his head but he then freaks out and runs away. I do not like your story, Mrs.X. I hope Mattyrain is ashamed of herself.

 

[Mudcat]

I love cats but they can be psycho.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

You'd be amazed at the amount of feral cats in Vegas. I'm not sure what they eat or drink, but they are everywhere.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

I hate cats and I would kindly offer the services of my .44 Magnum should the need arise...

 

[Rubyn]

thumbs down

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Try to be a nice guy and help out and that's the thanks I get... Jeez.

 

[illmatick]

thats harsh bro, is MF the Spencer Pratt of gamelive?

 

[Bread]

Note to self: Keep MF far away from my house when he visits in August.

Florence & Weezy appreciate it.

 

[illmatick]

looks just like my cat Melvin...God rest his soul

was a true alley cat at heart, some bastard next door poisoned him

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

thats harsh bro, is MF the Spencer Pratt of gamelive?

Maybe if I knew who Spencer Pratt was...

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Note to self: Keep MF far away from my house when he visits in August.

Florence & Weezy appreciate it.

I promise I won't kill your cats, Bread. Unless you ask me to...