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Archie's Tales From the Hood

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oh there are so many. wouldn't know where to start.

tonight I took 2 kids out for their birthdays... Jonquil turned 11 on Dec 13th and his sister Tameka turned 13 on Dec 14th.

we went to Martin Luther King bowl/roller skating rink on 76th street. I got frisked by a female rent a cop when we came in, it was kind of nice.

I fell on my ass like eleventeen times, and the 175 black people laughed very hard at me. Jonquil finally made it the full way around the rink an hr after we got there, but he went the opposite way of the direction every was skating in.

I realized, tonight that teenage black girls have about the most perfect bodies in the world. I felt like such a pervo. but dang, these 15 year old girls are FULL grown women here.... and they won't get pregnant and ruin their bodies for another 6-24 months. also 90% of them didn't have arm and neck tats yet.

I'm a big pervo.

also roller skating is harder than ice skating for some odd reason
 
99% of people in North Lawndale, would meet the "criteria" for PTSD..... luckily 85% of the adults are heavily medicated with alcohol and weed. and half of them don't have to worry about a real job, thanks to government hand outs. YAY
 
Archie
I realized, tonight that teenage black girls have about the most perfect bodies in the world. I felt like such a pervo. but dang, these 15 year old girls are FULL grown women here.... and they won't get pregnant and ruin their bodies for another 6-24 months. also 90% of them didn't have arm and neck tats yet.

I'm a big pervo.
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Archie
I fell on my ass like eleventeen times, and the 175 black people laughed very hard at me. Jonquil finally made it the full way around the rink an hr after we got there, but he went the opposite way of the direction every was skating in.

I realized, tonight that teenage black girls have about the most perfect bodies in the world. I felt like such a pervo. but dang, these 15 year old girls are FULL grown women here.... and they won't get pregnant and ruin their bodies for another 6-24 months. also 90% of them didn't have arm and neck tats yet.
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speechless
 
how many times have you been robbed Archie?

I've been robbed 2 times.
the 3rd time was an attempted robbery. I took off and out ran the fukr. Osain Bolt couldnt have caught me that night
I know he felt ashamed to get outran by a whiteboy
 
been mugged with no physical contact 4 times. been "mugged" in the traditional sense of the word, where I got jumped by multiple dudes and got messed up. Got mugged one time by one guy where he actually pistol whipped me. I mean really? c'mon I thought that was just on tv.

had my house broken into 4 times, where people stole somthing. the very first time, nothing was stolen, but someone broke in the back when no one was home, and hid his gun in some pants hanging on my laundry rack, cuz he was tweaking and thought the cops were after him, He came back later after we got home. I thought he was just really high and in the wrong place, demanding to "get his gun"

until he described 3 the posters that I had on the wall. I eventually took his bullets out and threw him his gun from the window.

had my car window smashed too many times to count. and its mostly just vandalism. we know not to have anything of value in the car overnight. had a fukin 15 passenger van stolen last year. who steals a fifteen passenger van, with a youth afterschool insignia, on it..... I mean it had our address and phone number on it, but no one got suspecious and called us, when someone sold it for 200 bucks for scraps?

lots of adventures. it comes with the territory, and it didn't bother me until I realized that by getting married, i'm asking my wife to live in these conditions. I'm not gonna take that chance, i'll be out of here next fall
 
been mugged with no physical contact 4 times. been "mugged" in the traditional sense of the word, where I got jumped by multiple dudes and got messed up. Got mugged one time by one guy where he actually pistol whipped me. I mean really? c'mon I thought that was just on tv.

had my house broken into 4 times, where people stole somthing. the very first time, nothing was stolen, but someone broke in the back when no one was home, and hid his gun in some pants hanging on my laundry rack, cuz he was tweaking and thought the cops were after him, He came back later after we got home. I thought he was just really high and in the wrong place, demanding to "get his gun"

until he described 3 the posters that I had on the wall. I eventually took his bullets out and threw him his gun from the window.

had my car window smashed too many times to count. and its mostly just vandalism. we know not to have anything of value in the car overnight. had a fukin 15 passenger van stolen last year. who steals a fifteen passenger van, with a youth afterschool insignia, on it..... I mean it had our address and phone number on it, but no one got suspecious and called us, when someone sold it for 200 bucks for scraps?

lots of adventures. it comes with the territory, and it didn't bother me until I realized that by getting married, i'm asking my wife to live in these conditions. I'm not gonna take that chance, i'll be out of here next fall
 
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