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We have a really popular one in Tampa. Caliente.

http://www.calienteresorts.com/

Now don't get me wrong. I don't have a huge desire to show my junk, as I am truly hitting the average line. And I don't NEED to go to see naked women.

And I also realize that 75% of the people there are disgusting old hippies. But still..

I am interested in getting a room for a weekend just because it is different. It would be interesting to me. Watching ppl play beach volleyball naked. I hear the clubs and bars get quite interesting in the evenings.

I think I want to at least do it once. I won't be getting naked. OK maybe I will. Would anyone else do this?
 
I've done it before, Bread. And it's probably more like 85% dirty, old hippies, at least around here. At first it was uncomfortable, then it was something of a novel experience, but in the end I didn't come away feeling like I had gained something. Well, I suppose I gained the knowledge that clothes aren't just vanity, they keep the sun off you and the bugs too, and they hide parts of people that no one wants to see. You'd be amazed at how long afterwards you feel very unsexy, just for having seen so many less-than-ideal human forms. Seriously, sex with the light off will sound good for awhile.

I'd go with you, just so you wouldn't be alone. Plus, then I'd get to see what you're packing. :love:
 
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I've done it before, Bread. And it's probably more like 85% dirty, old hippies, at least around here. At first it was uncomfortable, then it was something of a novel experience, but in the end I didn't come away feeling like I had gained something. Well, I suppose I gained the knowledge that clothes aren't just vanity, they keep the sun off you and the bugs too, and they hide parts of people that no one wants to see. You'd be amazed at how long afterwards you feel very unsexy, just for having seen so many less-than-ideal human forms. Seriously, sex with the light off will sound good for awhile.

I'd go with you, just so you wouldn't be alone. Plus, then I'd get to see what you're packing. :love:
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The thing is, on all these nudist resort websites they state clear rules that you will be escorted out if you are there and become sexually aroused.

I'm guessing they mean they want to stop horny single guys showing up and walking around with boners.

But the day I stop becoming aroused by naked women will be a sad day. Now I also think I could maintain and be around even the hottest women naked and not get an erection in this circumstance. But I never want to become numbed to exposed breasts, ass, vaginae. I like that shit.

I don't know. It's all so weird to me. I want to try it.
 
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