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Anyone knows how to fish?

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Pavy, baiting the hook is the first step. A rookie fisherman around people that fish regularly can tell by the way you bait your hook many things abou the person. Like if the guy has never really done anything rugged. Like if he is a lil light in the loafers. Oh Pavy there are so many concerns here and I'm not even a fishing fan but I know plenty of guys that totally live for this stuff.

Pavy, if you are squimishsqueamish about baiting the hook cast when no-ones looking and fake that your hook is baited. Never let'm see you squirm Pavs.
If you are using tackle instead of live bait it gets tricky. You can't use a bass lure if you're fishing for brim. You gotta know what lure is for what fish. Pavster, they write friggin VOLUMES on this crap.

Pavy, best suggestion is to just do some really weird shit and tell'm it's a Greek thing.
 
Like the last part about telling them the Greek thing. I will pretend this is how we do it in Greece and if I catch a fish by accident I will laugh as hard as I can. But I will also drink plenty of beer so at least I would have fun.
 
put bait on hook. put hook in water. when fish takes bait and is on hook, pull out of water. If, at any time, while fishing, you hear banjo music, throw rod in water and leave the area immediately. drink beer, have fun, don't share sleeping bags.
 
Swarmy
put bait on hook. put hook in water. when fish takes bait and is on hook, pull out of water. If, at any time, while fishing, you hear banjo music, throw rod in water and leave the area immediately. drink beer, have fun, don't share sleeping bags.
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We are going in a Georgia lake for camping. Why what you said reminds me of Deliverance?
Matt Rain
First time I went fishing with my Dad we used tree sticks, white string, safety pins and sliced ham. Worked like mad.
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Will the Muslim fish eat the bait if is ham?
batemanpatrickl
Like JJ says stick your 2.5 pole in the water and catch fish not pussy.
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If I stick my pole in the water I will catch a big fish!!!
 
The way I fish is I float around face down on an air mattress on a body of water wearing goggles and I stick my face into the water and watch what the fish are doing.

It's like, "Hey, there's a brown trout!" and "Hey there are some chubfish over there!"

That's what I call fishing. I like fish so I don't want to stick sharp things in their faces.
 
if in a boat:
hook a long chain to a seperate battery, drag the chain behind the boat, scope floating fish up with net...

off the bank:
buy a brim buster and some worms, sit on 5 gallon bucket, hook worm, put worm in water and wait...


bass fishing:
to involved for a virgin fisherman
 
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