And so I keep finding bones on my doormat

[stevek174]

seriously u can't make this shit up. 2 of the last 3 nights. 1 Small bone on my outside doormat.

I'd say animals as one of my garbage cans is missing a lid but if it was animals digging through my trash I would think shit would be scattered everywhere.

Nope, it isn't.

It's one small bone, I don't know what kind. Exactly in the center of my doormat. I throw them then wash my hands.

Frickin weird.

Not making it up.

 

[Fu Manchu]

damned tricky spirits

 

[Swarmy]

Someone's putting the Voodoo hex on your ass! Get some brick dust and pour it across the entrances of your house to protect yourself.

 

[stevek174]

damned tricky spirits

?

How can it be her she lives 2 hours away.

She is deep into Taro Cards and the Ouija board and other tricky stuff.

Maybe she is doing it from far away?

So weird.

 

[stevek174]

Someone's putting the Voodoo hex on your ass! Get some brick dust and pour it across the entrances of your house to protect yourself.

Sometimes I agree with this.

 

[Fu Manchu]

?

How can it be her she lives 2 hours away.

She is deep into Taro Cards and the Ouija board and other tricky stuff.

Maybe she is doing it from far away?

So weird.

if shes into tarot, then the mystery is solved. this could get dangerous though. do you still have your ouija board?

 

[stevek174]

if shes into tarot, then the mystery is solved. this could get dangerous though. do you still have your ouija board?

I don't own one it was hers, at her place and I know nothing about Taro.

 

[Fu Manchu]

id get another one as quickly as possible if i were you

 

[stevek174]

With the exception of the Florida thing she has no reason to want to hurt me...

I think?

 

[Bread]

174 you don't fool me. You're putting the bones there during the middle of the night to scare 173!! Stop being a dick!

 

[stevek174]

id get another one as quickly as possible if i were you

I hear you. I really don't want to though.

 

[Fu Manchu]

maybe this is her way of wanting to get back together?

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Is Steve the second coming of Ed Gein?

You're not making human skin lampshades. Are you, Steve?

 

[stevek174]

174 you don't fool me. You're putting the bones there during the middle of the night to scare 173!! Stop being a dick!

Lmao I wish this was true.

And this one came sometime between 8 and now tonight. I was out for a bit earlier and was watching Dexter. Then I decided to step out for a smoke. And there it was.

 

[stevek174]

Is Steve the second coming of Ed Gein. You're not making human skin lampshades. Are you, Steve?

No I am the good guy I swear. I don't hurt people either, except for people who hurt woman or children.

 

[Swarmy]

Forget the Ouija board. Get three candles, light all three and stick one in each nostril and one up your ass. Maneuver yourself around to draw a pentagram on the floor with the melted wax. Post video.

 

[Fu Manchu]

swarmy thjis is serious business

 

[stevek174]

Forget the Ouija board. Get three candles, light all three and stick one in each nostril and one up your ass. Maneuver yourself around to draw a pentagram on the floor with the melted wax. Post video.

ROFL classic