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Rubyn

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So I guess this was ‘Big Band’ week, which happens to be very near and dear to my heart. With Harry Connick, Jr. as the mentor and in charge of the arrangements, I don’t see how anyone could fail. Right? Right.

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Aaron Kelly

Fly Me to the Moon

Looking like a failed banker, Aaron doesn’t have the chops to pull off a song with any kind of swagger. The odds are rarely in favor when it comes to a teenager vs. a seasoned performer (aka 20+ year old). Aaron has a very good voice and will do well in the business if he continues pursuing this path, but I think it is time for him to bid adieu.

Casey James

Blue Skies

Much like Jason Voorhees without a machete, or Richard Simmons without his short shorts, Casey should never, ever perform without his guitar. Ever. His left hand looked like the severed appendage in Evil Dead II, as if it were about to attack him or any innocent bystander at any moment. While he didn’t sound as bad as the judges indicated, he will certainly fall in the bottom three this week.

Crystal Bowersox

Summer Wind

I am throwing caution to the wind in saying that Crystal will not fare well with her die hard fangorillas tonight. This is the point in the contest where the stylists tell the contestants that people need to see something “different” or some kind of “change” to keep them "fresh" and "relevant" (I use quotes to enhance the douchebaggery level). To me, this was an ultimate fail, but a fail that very well complimented the genre in which she was forced to sing. OF COURSE, Crystal is safe tomorrow night.

Michael Lynche

The Way You Look Tonight


I have fought it for too long. Michael Lynche (aka Green Mile) is hands down the best vocalist of Season 9. Really, this guy can sing anything…preferably in my opinion, nothing ever again by Jason Mraz or the ton. Big Mike has really grown on me and if he leaves any time soon, I will probably lose all interest in this season (this sounds vaguely familar). But alas, Season 9 has been quite unpredictable, so who really knows who is in favor of “the American public”. If I had my way, I’d pick Michael Lynche and Casey James to battle it out as the final two. But who wants to listen to a 36 year old lady who doesn't call/text for their favorite contestant 300+ times every week?

Lee Dewyze

That’s Life

This photochop was found on VFTW. If you are familiar with Tropic Thunder, you will appreciate this picture, dedicated the facial expressions of Lee Dewyze last week...lolz:

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I really don’t understand what the judges heard tonight, but they really REALLY loved Dewyze. To me, he was not at all comfortable with taking liberties with the freelance swing rhythm and looked extremely uncomfortable. But HEY, he wasn’t out of tune! I guess that makes him good? ALRIGHT MAN, FAR OUT!!

Going home:
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i am OB...SESSED with crystal

I could watch her do almost anything for hours

I want to marry her but I have zero chance

she looks exactly like my ex GF who was perfect and who also has type 1 diabetes

i want to marry her i dont care that she has a kid i want to have a family with her and have a few more kids with her
 
i wish there was a show that just followed crystal around doing anything - laundry, going to the supermarket, whatever

and she would tell the camera what she was doing

like at the supermarket she would comment on the stuff in there

i would want this show to be like 4 hours long, each episode each week

I would be in heaven
 
i am OB...SESSED with crystal

I could watch her do almost anything for hours

I want to marry her but I have zero chance

she looks exactly like my ex GF
who was perfect and who also has type 1 diabetes

i want to marry her i dont care that she has a kid i want to have a family with her and have a few more kids with her

Like Crystal, does your ex-girlfriend also have meth teeth?
 
Like Crystal, does your ex-girlfriend also have meth teeth?

American Idol has a snaggle tooth as their odds on favorite to win?

I really need Kelly to hit the road tonight. If he doesn't, I will have to cover all this week with max bets at the bodog, and it will also make me add to whomever left, except the snaggle tooth. she has really crappy odds at this point. Its a good thing I jump on her back when she was 4-1 in week 1, or else I wouldn't have been able to ensure a profit if she wins.
 
Amby, I do not like Lee because I have a well trained ear.

I also don't care for Crystal, but everyone seems to love her as well.

I cannot stand Crystal as well...I don't get it.....

Although I don't think Lee is the best technical singer.....he definitely will probably make the most money when this is all said and done. He has a sound that is appealing to a lot of people and can sell records...yes a bit commercial but put a decent rock group behind him and you have a winna.
 
Spot on Robyn. Nice work.:clap:

Disclaimer: This is the first full season I've watched. I saw a couple episodes two years ago when David Cook won.

Just want to say that I think that woman who sits to Ellen's left is a fucking bitch.

Around the time when there were 24 contestants on the show she went head over heels for Casey James.

A week or two later she was kidded about her attraction to him, and now nine times out of ten she tears him a new asshole, even when he's not bad.

Seems like she's embarrassed about her initial infatuation and compensating for it now by going in the opposite direction and trying to embarrass him.

Last night she said his voice quivered like a sheep. Fuck You. I guess she's never heard Eddie Vedder sing.



Anyway, I agree that Big Mike has the most talent.

Does this sound gay?:dunno:
 
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