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Alright I admit it. I decided to splash around in some online dating at my boss's recommendation. Talked to a couple kind of cool chicks. Most that hit on me are out of a horror flick. Then out of nowhere, this one winks at me about 10 minutes ago. Check her out.

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She is quite a distance from me. Why the wink? I'm curious. My pictures up there right now are awful. One of me 30 lbs ago playing with some kids and one a faded DL pic I am awaiting that Wooted Camera.

What's your play here as far as the move back? Quick/slow? Wink, or just go right into an email and try to show her how cool/funny I am?

She is:

"I am honest, tender and I like to live with joy. I am able always to understand my man; I am very sociable and active woman. I am a woman with good housekeeping skills, I like children, and know how to make the house cozy. I have a sense of humor, and I tell always the truth, without fair. I am as romantic and affectionate, as very sexual and passionate."

She also enjoys Movies, Sports and Video Games like me. I know the element of surprise in me looking 30 lbs lighter and far better than anything in my profile could work for me. I want to play it perfectly.

Ladies feel free to chime in too. This could be a full Nookie Lobotomy. Should I link her directly to the video of my review on bacon sunflower seeds?

Maybe it's a Nigerian Scam.
 
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Alright I admit it. I decided to splash around in some online dating at my boss's recommendation. Talked to a couple kind of cool chicks. Most that hit on me are out of a horror flick. Then out of nowhere, this one winks at me about 10 minutes ago. Check her out.

88f9f337.png


She is quite a distance from me. Why the wink? I'm curious. My pictures up there right now are awful. One of me 30 lbs ago playing with some kids and one a faded DL pic I am awaiting that Wooted Camera.

What's your play here as far as the move back? Quick/slow? Wink, or just go right into an email and try to show her how cool/funny I am?

She is:

"I am honest, tender and I like to live with joy. I am able always to understand my man; I am very sociable and active woman. I am a woman with good housekeeping skills, I like children, and know how to make the house cozy. I have a sense of humor, and I tell always the truth, without fair. I am as romantic and affectionate, as very sexual and passionate."She also enjoys Movies, Sports and Video Games like me. I know the element of surprise in me looking 30 lbs lighter and far better than anything in my profile could work for me. I want to play it perfectly.

Ladies feel free to chime in too. This could be a full Nookie Lobotomy. Should I link her directly to the video of my review on bacon sunflower seeds?

Maybe it's a Nigerian Scam.
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I smell a rat.
 
Stevie my first impression is that a woman who tells you she is honest and then tells you she always tells the truth in the same paragraph either:

1. Is a liar
or
2. Will be all over your nuts every day of the week about spending time with her because she's insecure

Bottom line, she looks good enough to at least try it out, so go for it, but my guess from what she wrote and from your recent encounter with Basic Instinct 3 is that you will get bored with her.
 
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