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Tsoprano

Tsoprano

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I tell you, nothing beats winding down from a nice day's grind by shopping Backpage and Eros for a good female.

The searching is the funnest part. Arriving there could be a disappointment/let down but it is the gamble of not knowing what you will get that really gets my juices flowing.

I CANT STAND it when the girls watch the clock and really try to rush the session on. I consider myself a handsome italian male and deserve the 60 minutes I usually pay for.


Here is a question to all escort users... How often do you pay a service?

Me personally.. I pay twice a week. I love Korean girls.. the skin complexion, curves, accent, etc.. oh man I am getting turned on just typing this.
 
betplom
WHAT?

Daft, you silly muthafucka, tell me you don't have to pay your ex wife anything.

Daft, you are still paying for pussy you had and is now gone.
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Forget it, you know how much a wife costs?? Between all the dinners, gifts, car bills, (and who knows what giant expenses may pop up in the course of a year) etc etc...

My yearly budget is about $22,880 and that involves getting laid approximately every 3 days with beautiful women from all different parts of the World.

A man who lets his wife live a somewhat comfortable lifestyle is paying more than that. Unless you have some girl who has a great job and can carry herself.
 
Daft
Good say, TSop. I always liked you pal.

Plommer, I prefer my sex to include passion. Paying some chick to suffer through it is not sex, son. Common guy.
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Daft, I prefer my sex to include an orgasm by me.

Paying someone to help me achieve orgasm is still an orgasm.

Daft, I love you pal.
 
Daft
Good say, TSop. I always liked you pal.

Plommer, I prefer my sex to include passion. Paying some chick to suffer through it is not sex, son. Common guy.
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This may sound very stupid but I actually paid for a session the other day with a Russian girl where no sex was involved. It was strictly a body rob but the unique thing about this was that there was a bubble bath included. YES it sounds fucking pathetic but knowing she would take a nice relaxing bath with me was as close to a girlfriend experience I have had in quite some time. And I actually got 60 minutes worth of attention between the lap dance, then bath, then massage, followed by a happy ending.
 
Tsoprano
This may sound very stupid but I actually paid for a session the other day with a Russian girl where no sex was involved. It was strictly a body rob but the unique thing about this was that there was a bubble bath included. YES it sounds fucking pathetic but knowing she would take a nice relaxing bath with me was as close to a girlfriend experience I have had in quite some time. And I actually got 60 minutes worth of attention between the lap dance, then bath, then massage, followed by a happy ending.
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Bateman could go on crushing for years with his kind of info.

Daft
Plommaaaayyyy you bat shit crazy MoFo!!!!

We are different pal. Very different but I would hate you if you were a Daft clone and that's what makes www.gamelive.com so great.
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I hear ya, pal.

Polaroid
An escort called Tuna? She needs some help with her marketing.
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Asian whores are a unique lot.
 
betplom
Asian whores are a unique lot.
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Overall I love Asians. But I do have some pet peeves regarding a certain class of Asian girls...

There are a couple problems with Asians..

1.) 95% use FAKE PHOTOS, therefore it is key to go to an agency that houses multiple females. THEN you know you have a good shot at getting something good.

2.) Some are TOO CAREFUL.. as you are fucking the girl sometimes she will actually use her hand as a barrier to keep your dick from fully going inside of her. It is a tactic that is NOT a turn on and can actually harm the cock in the process. I have had a few try this and I told them I do not appreciate it. It ruins the mood completely. At that point you might as well fuck a fleshlight because her hand is eating up a good portion of the experience.

2A.) This is number 2A because it is a follow up to problem 2. Several Asian girls are forced to rub their vagina with some sort of alcohol AND to clean you with it after sessions. A lot of time you never see the alcohol coming because it looks like a wet towel which is standard. However a penis can be somewhat sensitive after a session, so to be rubbed down in alcohol makes you feel like you are on fire. The burning feeling goes away in a matter of minutes but it is still NOT pleasant.

3.) A good amount of them (mainly agency girls) BARELY SPEAK ENGLISH. Is this a turn on.. in some ways yes? But when you want to get in the mood a little and they are truly unable to even accomplish small talk it can be frustrating. Instead they nervously resort to stupid giggles and smiles and it almost gets to feel like you are about to have sex with a retard.
 
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