A poem

[Tomato]

For those of you up oh so late
It's time for Tomato to make you feel great
As he delivers another Tennis winner
If you listen you'll become the new B.F. Skinner
As Skinner hypothesized a conditioned response
A philosopher not to be confused with a ponce
Google that word if you don't know it
And you'll see why BetPlom would be fit
To the definition, as Tomato feels he's lonely
Can't catch POTATO as he is the only
One with enough talent to hit +400 dogs
Isn't he becoming quite the cog
In your plan that is, to irritate Tomato
It's really pathetic, not like Takashi Saito
Because you know you can't mess with the champ
As he goes ahead and takes his stamp
Of approval when he sees things he wants
Such as this beautiful girl, who will become detente
Kirilenko, Tomato used to fade you're nice ass
And he would watch as you lost with such class
But now Tomato has a feeling tonight
That Kirilenko may have seen the light
So take the attractive underdog price
And for god sakes, buy BetPlom something nice
For he needs it, with his degenerate picks
That frequently make him oh so sick

MARIA KIRILENKO +150 SPORTSBOOK.COM

 

[Rubyn]

From Bread:

 

[roguejuror]

From RogueJuror:

 

[Bread]

But did it win???? Such beautiful prose deserves a winner!

 

[vagabond]

Prose ? You might as call him potato as well.

MK lost in straight sets.

 

[Bread]

o

 

[Blitty]

Vagabond, message me back you pawn.

 

[vagabond]

Message you back ? Inbox ? I can't access it.

 

[betplom]

A philosopher not to be confused with a ponce
Google that word if you don't know it
And you'll see why BetPlom would be fit
To the definition,

Silly fucking fruit/vegetable.

Ponce is a city in the south of Puerto Rico.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Silly fucking fruit/vegetable.

Ponce is a city in the south of Puerto Rico.

Wrong Ponce, Edward Potato-penishands.