wal66
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Be grateful for whatever profession you have. If you are a waiter show no shame in what you do for a living. If you are a grunt at a service station (how dated am I, there are no service stations) be proud of the service you provide. I dont care if you are a sanitation specialist be grateful you wont have to do what I just had to do.
When I got back from vacation I checked my Outlook and saw a memo that I would have to give a tour today of the treatment plant. No problem I have to do that all the time for stuffy Environmental Protection Agencies all the time. Usually its some old crusty ass guy who is just looking to find something he can write you up for and enforce some arbitrary 10 day order to have it fixed. Not today though. Today I had to give a tour to this hot little 20 year old sophomore who is the daughter of some chick I went to high school with.
While my fat sweaty ass would have been somewhat cautious around such a nubile little number in the first place, I had to give her a tour and explain the process of treating human waste and explain how what I do isnt nasty but rather environmentally responsible. Ok it is environmentally responsible and if you are a nice nasty like me it isnt nasty but it is still poop and she was still a hot ass little 20 year old.
I tried to focus, I attempted to sound interesting and informative but all the while I am torn between knowing where we are and at the same time how much I wanted to bend her long legged ass over my desk and drill her like an animal. I tried to look interested in her questions but I know my eyes were switching from her subtle breast to her long, long olive skin legs.
She wants to come back. She wants me to keep her updated on the expansion being done at the plant and all I can think about is the expansion she is causing me. I totally lamed out. Perfect opportunity to get her number (even though Im not getting any) and what do I do, I say I will tell her grandma when things are moving along so she can tell her to stop by. HER FUCKING GRANDMA!!!!!!!!!!!! I get the lame ass award for the month with that one.
To make matters worse she can obviously sense I am flustered and she is having fun with it. The coy way she take the her shades and caresses her bottom lip, the way she bent over all straight legged to pick up the paper she dropped. Then even after the grandma comment she gave me an out and I bombed. She says, I dont know about calling grandma shes kind of nosey and might want to come out as well. A Wal in his prime would have easily taken the initiative there to see that was the perfect time to get the digits and proceed. I failed. I failed so miserably.
When I got back from vacation I checked my Outlook and saw a memo that I would have to give a tour today of the treatment plant. No problem I have to do that all the time for stuffy Environmental Protection Agencies all the time. Usually its some old crusty ass guy who is just looking to find something he can write you up for and enforce some arbitrary 10 day order to have it fixed. Not today though. Today I had to give a tour to this hot little 20 year old sophomore who is the daughter of some chick I went to high school with.
While my fat sweaty ass would have been somewhat cautious around such a nubile little number in the first place, I had to give her a tour and explain the process of treating human waste and explain how what I do isnt nasty but rather environmentally responsible. Ok it is environmentally responsible and if you are a nice nasty like me it isnt nasty but it is still poop and she was still a hot ass little 20 year old.
I tried to focus, I attempted to sound interesting and informative but all the while I am torn between knowing where we are and at the same time how much I wanted to bend her long legged ass over my desk and drill her like an animal. I tried to look interested in her questions but I know my eyes were switching from her subtle breast to her long, long olive skin legs.
She wants to come back. She wants me to keep her updated on the expansion being done at the plant and all I can think about is the expansion she is causing me. I totally lamed out. Perfect opportunity to get her number (even though Im not getting any) and what do I do, I say I will tell her grandma when things are moving along so she can tell her to stop by. HER FUCKING GRANDMA!!!!!!!!!!!! I get the lame ass award for the month with that one.
To make matters worse she can obviously sense I am flustered and she is having fun with it. The coy way she take the her shades and caresses her bottom lip, the way she bent over all straight legged to pick up the paper she dropped. Then even after the grandma comment she gave me an out and I bombed. She says, I dont know about calling grandma shes kind of nosey and might want to come out as well. A Wal in his prime would have easily taken the initiative there to see that was the perfect time to get the digits and proceed. I failed. I failed so miserably.
