A love letter to bread

[CaliGirlNY]

in gifs…

SO….

AND

AND IF YOU DIDN'T ALREADY KNOW,

AND HEY,

SO YOU TOLD ME YOU'RE CUMMING TO NYC

AND

YEAH I'M JUST ON THE TAIL END OF A BREAK-UP

AND THEN ITS KIND OF

BUT WHO CARES B/C IF YOU VISIT

AND THEN HOPEFULLY THIS WILL HAPPEN

AT THE END WE CAN BE LIKE

I WILL NEVER BE LIKE THIS

AND IF YOU FACEBOOK ME YOUR NUMBER

AND NOW

 

[Bread]

Well damn this sounds great and all but I don't have a big dick.

Maybe you could still dance for me though?

 

[CaliGirlNY]

I'm sure we could work something out

 

[Bread]

 

[roguejuror]

You know who has a big dick? Daft, try him cali.

 

[Blitty]

Bread, you have my permission.

Do it. Please please. Do it.

 

[Bread]

Thanks man. I think I could arrange a private dance at the least.

I still might wanna beat her though.

 

[roguejuror]

Thanks :(

 

[Matty]

We don't like it when girls are too forward.

We like to think that our magic is what's making the magic happen.

All we ask is that you play along.

 

[Mudcat]

I actually used to watch Sex and the City when it first came out. I would sit in bed and watch it with my ex. I think I lasted like 3-4 seasons.

I had quite a thing for Charlotte. Weird.

 

[Matty]

Didn't care for any of them, but I still enjoyed the early seasons of the show.

 

[Bread]

We don't like it when girls are too forward.

We like to think that our magic is what's making the magic happen.

All we ask is that you play along.

You must have a mouse in your pocket.

 

[Matty]

Fine. Then all I ask is that you let Blitty watch.

 

[Bread]

I'd really like to have Fiver or Acid Joe watch.

 

[bacon]

Cali wtf anymore

 

[Mudcat]

Didn't care for any of them

Yes. That's what happened to me. Time passed and I got past the fact that the show was mischievously talking about sex all the time (tee hee) and I ultimately realized I was watching a show where I hated every single character. Main characters. Peripheral characters. Hated them all.

Which is not to say I was not aroused when those pics came out of the actress that plays Charlotte honking on bobo.

 

[Matty]

Charlotte honking on bobo.

Gotta see that.

 

[Mudcat]

Well, like most leaked celeb pics, they are more of an interesting novelty than solid meat-and-potatoes.

Here's a link