A glimpse into my daily life

[Blitty]

Hey, I like your profile and you're cute..

How is your week going?


Blitty





Thank you for the compliments. My week is crawlinggg, and you?
-Maggie





Mine is going pretty good so far. What area of the city do you live in?





That's nice. Midtown east, near the UN, and you?





I'm in the East Village. Do you want to meet up for a drink sometime?





Sure, do you want to chat for a bit, so we aren't complete strangers upon meeting haha





Ok.. Like a pre-chat before chatting?

 

[Blitty]

Supposedly the human life span will increase within the next 30-40 years..



I'm not sure if that's a good thing.

 

[Mudcat]

But how do you know you are compatible for a pre-chat chat? Should probably chat a bit first to find out.

 

[Blitty]

 

[Matty]

You should ask Monkey to code you a bot that does all the photo-screening, the pre-chatting and the scheduling. All you'd have to do is wait at the bar.

Efficiency.

 

[Blitty]

That would be most excellent.

 

[Tron]

Do they want to "chat" on the phone to hear your voice and see if you can carry a conversation before committing to a face to face?

 

[Matty]

In my experience, no. They just want to establish a basic kind of "bond" via e-chat so that the inital meet-up is less awkward. Which it isn't.

 

[betplom]

Do they want to "chat" on the phone to hear your voice and see if you can carry a conversation before committing to a face to face?

I think the deal is sealed when they see his photo.

 

[Blitty]

In my experience, no. They just want to establish a basic kind of "bond" via e-chat so that the inital meet-up is less awkward. Which it isn't.

This. No one talks on the phone anymore.

 

[Matty]

No one talks on the phone anymore.

You say that and I agree with you but I see so many women (it's always women) who spend every waking moment of their life chatting away while walking or riding public transit. They use headphones so it's extra odd cause they're basically talking in the void of space while idly looking at strangers like the rest of us non-weirdos.

How the fuck do you keep talking like that. I run out of small talk after 25 words.

 

[Blitty]

Just girls that are bff's gossiping to each other.

 

[Matty]

For fuck's sake, girlfriend.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

You should bring the girls to my bar as a meeting spot.

 

[betplom]

You should bring the girls to my bar as a meeting spot.

You have a bar?

 

[tullamore]

Casper or Blitty have you guys eating at Jungsik or heard anything about it.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Not a fan of Korean food Tullamore. I actually was in Boston last week enjoying the fine food in your area.

 

[CaliGirlNY]

I hate that. Either you find each other attractive or not, and then you meet up. End of story.