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Tomato

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It's your lucky day today, Mr Juror
As today, Tomato has never been surer
That he needs to play two games today
So open up his threads, come and say "hey"
The American public has no clue about soccer
Fade their opinion like you would MonkeyF0cker
A simple way to find the percent
Is to go to ESPN where the idiots vent
96% like a +200 dog
No, this is no horned frog
Rather a team in the sport where you can't use your hand
With players nowhere near as fast as Chad Spann
They choose Inter Milan because they think they know
But after this game they'll be the ones eating crow

WERDER BREMEN +155

And a super special secret bonus pick!!!!

FLORIDA PANTHERS -105
 
Tomatos don’t have eyes so naturally you don’t see,
Clearly the better play is Colorado -103.

I never fool myself into thinking I am better,
Especially when addressing someone with a commendation letter.

However in this situation you would be better off in joining Plommer in getting laid,
Cause playing the Panthers tonight surely will have Tomato getting sauted.
 
Tomatos don’t have eyes so naturally you don’t see,
Clearly the better play is Colorado -103.

I never fool myself into thinking I am better,
Especially when addressing someone with a commendation letter.

However in this situation you would be better off in joining Plommer in getting laid,
Cause playing the Panthers tonight surely will have Tomato getting sauted.

Wal, you must get laid frequently with skills like this, pal.

Too bad you stink at college football.
 
omg omg Tomato said MY name :coolingoff:

Werder I love it Tomato, those "handicappers" would say that they are in a downward spiral but fuk it mate, once a great poster we had named immortality said "fade" rafa benitez and he was right :bowdown:

lets go marko marin