A big Fuck U to the Apple Store in Boston

[tullamore]

So I go into the Apple Store in Boston today, and see a bunch of people that Blitty was describing in his thread. I wanted to buy an Ipad for this girl I have been seeing, its her birthday tomorrow. I tell the first dipshit in an Apple shirt I see, that I want to buy an Ipad. He sends me to the 2nd floor to find a another guy. I ask the 2nd guy and he tells me I have to wait in this line. The line is 1 hour long, because people are buying ipads, and computers and other shit and store associates are helping them set that shit up.

I tell him I have cash, and all I want is a box with an Ipad in it, I dont need them to set shit up. Tough luck for Tully I have to wait in the line. So I am in this line for 5 minutes when I say fuck it. I grab an Ipad brochure, go down the block and buy a birthday card. I plan on putting the brochure and the cash in the birthday card.

Is this going to turn out bad. I think she will be pissed, but girls are always pissy, no broad likes being another year older. I can deal with a pissy broad if she gets over it in a day or two.

 

[Swarmy]

just tell her that since the ipad was going to be hers that she needed to go see the rep and have them help her set it up. That way she'll know wtf is going on with it.

 

[Blitty]

Holy shit tully. You buy girls your 'just seeing' $500+ gifts. You better get every orifice and more tonight.....

 

[tullamore]

Holy shit tully. You buy girls your 'just seeing' $500+ gifts. You better get every orifice and more tonight.....

I guess she is closer to my GF than not. I went out with her for 2 years, before we ended it because I moved to Wyoming.

I will be jerking off tonight, as she is working.

Or I could always find a friend on craigslist.

 

[Blitty]

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[tullamore]

Blitty, you use the CL hookers in New York yet

I ordered a nice Ukrainian broad when I was in Brooklyn in April.

 

[Blitty]

No. I honestly only call them when I'm drunk with friends, and we harass and mislead them. I will prob only purchase their services, if a really hot one, which is doubtful, shows up.

 

[Deuce]

I was in an apple store on Sunday for and hour and a half. Yes, mine was to fix my fucking phone that didn't work properly, they set me up with a queer pseudo tech jerkoff, he fucked with my phone for 10 min, went to help someone out, then came back, only to keep doing that until I told him to fix my phone or else I was going to cause a scene. Place is a NIGHTMARE.

 

[AMBy]

Apple is going down the shitter...all good things must come to an end.

 

[kato]

good job tully

 

[pico]

haha. just go to walgreens next door and buy her some tampax pads and wait for her reaction.

 

[roguejuror]

No. I honestly only call them when I'm drunk with friends, and we harass and mislead them. I will prob only purchase their services, if a really hot one, which is doubtful, shows up.

really? just to laugh around and impress the boys?

you mathafukers are bad for business

like the folks that deposit $100 and cash out at $150