$20 cab ride = $50 cab ride nice and easy like

[Bread]

I'LL TELL YA HOW!!!

You drive to the other city where they sell beer til 2, cuz your city doesn't.

Step one.

Step two.

You get rid of unwanted company by pretending you're asleep.

Now be careful fellas, cuz if not executed to perfection, this can end in disaster (stayover guests, insert whatever here)

Step three tip the cab driver nice like for being a perfect gentleman. And white.

Step four....wake up in the AM to find the $50 beer untouched in your fridge. Unreal.

Step Five

Where do these ppl even come from?? :theshrink:

TEELA!!!

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Man. I forget what it's like to have to scramble to the liquor store/gas station by a certain time. I can't say I miss it.

You could buy a bottle of Mad dog here at 6:21 AM at the grocery store and play their slot machines until you pass out if you wanted to here. This place is sick like that.

 

[Bread]

It was quite comical. I got my $50 worth in convo. Poor guy.

 

[Teela]

Haitian cabbies are the way to go.

 

[wal66]

Imagine what would be possible if these same skills were applied to something real.
Bread and others like him may very well be able to cure cancer, solve the economics crisis, stop Global Warming even bring an end to wars.
Alas, all the best laid plans go into beer runs.

 

[Bread]

Wally..I love ya kid. I do.

 

[betplom]

I'LL TELL YA HOW!!!

You drive to the other city where they sell beer til 2, cuz your city doesn't.

Dumb cunt, why not just buy enough beer to last for more than a day?

 

[Bread]

duh me a statue

 

[betplom]

duh me a statue

It's painfully obvious you were never trained as a boy scout.

 

[Rubyn]

.

 

[MrMonkey]

Two contestants that didn't make the cut with the So You Think You Can Dance show?

 

[Enigma]

$50 beer!?

 

[senco78]

they quit selling at 2AM here and you cant buy any on Sundays.
and I live in a dry county, have to go to the next county to buy liqour

 

[Blitty]

I think NY got it pegged down correctly with the 4am law.

 

[roguejuror]

bonkers!!

 

[fiveteamer]

Wow, wish I could buy booze at 2am in this socialist shit hole of a country. The booze stores close at 9pm here.

 

[betplom]

Wow, wish I could buy booze at 2am in this socialist shit hole of a country. The booze stores close at 9pm here.

Fiver if it wasn't for "this socialist shit hole of a country" you'd be dead already.

 

[fiveteamer]

plommer why don't you go suck off Obama and Ignatief you fascist socialist pos.

Rob fORD FOR MAYOR!!!!