Gargamel as well. The smurfs just try to have a good time and his whole intimidation game is weak. I think Azreal got put in a fucked up spot there. It's all on Gargamel. Fucking Skelator as well. Dude, you're not gonna beat Heman, what the fuck - stop trying right. The dude that I rented a spot from who then didn't pay his rent and lost my guitar, harmonica, and all of my expensive business clothes. What a fucking piece of trash. The drunk tank - but yes I know it could've been worse. Losing with Kings to Aces. Bass through my walls ever. That shit runs through walls and you know it, so keep it the fuck down. People moving in on my girl in dive bars. Fuck you, get your own shit. Worrying about being mugged, though when that babe in the WC tat parlor threatened to do it with her gorgeous friend that was some very well played flirting - that shit was funny.
Death. We're all going to do it and it scares the shit out of me. Where are we going? No one knows, except six feet under. That shit is fucked up.
My liver. What did I even fucking do to it, I'm alive so that's cool, but what in the actual fuck.
The Flyers losing every fucking year. Arizona basketball being fucked for the upcoming decade or so. Being pornshamed doesn't piss me off that much because I have no respect for myself but I guess it could piss someone else off so I'll put it in here.
Being shot out of cannon and landing int he snow in Siberia. So sick of that shit.
Uranus. The fuck kind of a name is that for a planet anyway.
Being hungry. I guess it's time to eat.
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