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Anyone else's significant other like to pop your zits?

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Archie

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my girl, loves to search my body for skin abnormalities..... she especially likes to find zits in the scalp and on the back. she also likes to pluck my ear hairs, crack my joints, pick at my scabs ect..... really weird. I'm not sure if i'm really her boyfriend or just a science experiment..... I think she might have some unresolved issues from childhood involving the game "operation"
 
OBBER..... just give in and let her explore your body.... if she is on the way out the door...


test her, and tell her you have a zit on your ass.... when she goes to look, fart in her face..... maybe you won't have to have a long drawn out break up talk that way....
 
Archie - I think you may look a little like Zetteberg, the guy in Deuce's avatar. Post a picture of yourself next to this one. Of course, this could be the alcohol talking and I wake up tomorrow going WTF was I thinking :thumbup:

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never really hear that i look like anyone famous. most recent that i can remember was in tampa with blitty and amby when a bunch of people were saying i looked like terry francona, which is not even remotely the case.