Which Hand Do You Wipe With?

[Cami]

5 beers in and I had to pee, there was no holding it. My finger nails on my left hand were wet, as I have spent the past 20 minutes painting them a pink and tangerine color. I get to the bathroom and have to pull my black draw string tie pants and panties down with my right hand. I pee, I have to wipe, so I use my right hand again. Wiping with my right hand feels awkward, weird, and even slightly difficult. It hits me, while I am pulling my panties and jama pants back up, again with my right hand, that it is difficult because I ALWAYS pull my pants down and wipe with my left hand, which so happens to also be my dominant hand.

This not something I have thought out before, and using my left hand is an automatic thing. Never gave any thought to it until I couldn't use my left hand.

So, I wonder, what hand do you wipe with?
Is it your dominant hand?
Do you always wipe with the same hand?
Does it feel awkward when you use the other hand?

P.S. This questions applies to pooping as well.

 

[betplom]

I may be in the minority but I don't wipe after I piss.

Especially outdoors in the winter.

 

[Cami]

Ok well I am certain you wipe after you poop. So answer the questions!

 

[betplom]

Cami looks like Bayken finally let you out of your cage eh?


You were locked up all day?

 

[Saulty]

I may be in the minority but I don't wipe after I piss.

Especially outdoors in the winter.

Me too. I just do the shake.

 

[Cami]

Do you shake with the left, right or both?

Oh Plommer, just super focused on work. and Bacon fell asleep by 11 tonight.

 

[RayRay]

im ambidextrous to a point and have had to wipe my ass with my left hand before...no worries...but i imagine quite a few people would get shit everywhere if they had to wipe with the non dominant hand

 

[bacon]

Sitting, right hand.

I don't get how people do the standing thing but hey man whatever works.

Wiping from peeing if you're male? I don't follow.

 

[Matty]

I may be in the minority but I don't wipe after I piss.

+1

A good shake is sufficient.

 

[Matty]

I don't think I've ever wiped with my right hand.

 

[bacon]

But you're a lefty right? Righty here, a little ambidextrous. Never wiped with left that I remember.

 

[Cami]

Well obviously Bacon, men don't wipe when they pee, but women do, and I am not the only female poster, get with the program guys.

 

[Matty]

Sometimes you need to give it a quick wipe after you press under your balls to squirt out the pee that's left in the hose.

Good thread.

 

[Cami]

Do you all wash your hands after you pee? Or only after you poop?



I think poop is a funny word.

 

[bacon]

Actually Matty has a good point. Or when it's that first piss of the day and it's like your dick is now some cheap sprinkler that got thrown into a brick wall with the two or more small streams going in various directions. Then sometimes it's wiping legs, bowl and everything else. Fucked up. 5 Star thread agreed.

 

[Matty]

My fave is the stray stream that you don't notice until you're all done cause it's slicing away from you instead of hitting your legs.

 

[Matty]

Can't wait for Muddy to come home this evening so we can get his perspective.

 

[Cami]

+1

I always have to pee about 5 minutes after sex/orgasming.