Sex Or Drinking Beer Pick One

[Cougar Bait]

If you HAD to choose. That is, if you're not Wally, since he doesn't have to worry about it.

If you choose beer, you can still touch yourself all you want. But NO REAL SEX EVER.

 

[BGS 9.5]

I am in a rut, gotta go drinking. Talk to me next month (year)

 

[Bread]

and if you choose sex, no more beer EVER?

Dood, no brainer. I'm not fucking 16. Common.

 

[betplom]

I think Rubyn coulda answered for Bread here.

 

[Cougar Bait]

and if you choose sex, no more beer EVER?

Dood, no brainer. I'm not fucking 16. Common.

Yeah that's right, it's one or the other.

 

[stevek173]

If I still get vodka sex.

Fucked up situation though.

 

[Cougar Bait]

Okay, maybe Steves is right.

Bread you can still booze on hard liquor and have sex once a year.

But no beer ever.

 

[Bread]

I like beer and sex very much.

But when I drink beer I want sex more.

When I have sex, I just want to chill.

 

[BGS 9.5]

Bread, the moped is going backwards....

Subliminal much?

 

[Bread]

You say backwards. I say not

Don't get me wrong. My libido is intact. I mean, not ROBYN intact, but I challenge anyone here to keep up with that drive.

And I expect an onslaught of "Bread you chump, you can't satisfy your girl??" type comments.

Judge not lest ye be judged (is that a saying or did I just make that up! )

My point is....I like beer and vaginal sex. But beer doesn't talk back.

 

[fiveteamer]

Beer and oral

sex is overrated

 

[Cougar Bait]

Bread do not challenge me.

I like to fuck 3 times an afternoon.

Then wine, then more fucking.

 

[roguejuror]

Cougey you;re going to be impotent when you're older.

 

[Bread]

Bread do not challenge me.

I like to fuck 3 times an afternoon.

Then wine, then more fucking.

Child's play. Calm down, SIR! Literally.

 

[BGS 9.5]

You say backwards. I say not

Don't get me wrong. My libido is intact. I mean, not ROBYN intact, but I challenge anyone here to keep up with that drive.

And I expect an onslaught of "Bread you chump, you can't satisfy your girl??" type comments.

Judge not lest ye be judged (is that a saying or did I just make that up! )

My point is....I like beer and vaginal sex. But beer doesn't talk back.[/QUOTE]

will you marry me?

 

[fiveteamer]

srs Cougs you don't fuck that much, do you?

 

[Bread]

You say backwards. I say not

Don't get me wrong. My libido is intact. I mean, not ROBYN intact, but I challenge anyone here to keep up with that drive.

And I expect an onslaught of "Bread you chump, you can't satisfy your girl??" type comments.

Judge not lest ye be judged (is that a saying or did I just make that up! )

My point is....I like beer and vaginal sex. But beer doesn't talk back.[/QUOTE]

will you marry me?

I'm not sure.

 

[Cougar Bait]

Cougey you;re going to be impotent when you're older.

I hope not. I am Greek though, I hear Mediterranean men last awhile. I also hear they go senile by 60. And I have longevity in my genes.

I am fucked. I will be screwing my fuckin phone jack by the time I reach 92.