3 hilarious things about Facebook....

[RayRay]

that totally crack me the fuck up...

douchebags who have a picture of themselves without a shirt on for their profile pic....usually taken by themselves...shits just funny

broads who have a picture of their baby/little kid as a profile pic...and are new "friends" of the local strip clubs or escort services around town...if you are going to "friend" one of these places, at least change your fucking profile pic for a few days so you dont look like a horrible trailer trash mother...

ugly chicks who list "modeling" under their jobs or hobbies ... seriously, you arent a model if you have to pay someone to take some half ass snap shots of you...i swear its every fucking broad who works at a bar here... YOU ARE TRYING TOO FUCKING HARD!...

okie dokie, that will bout do it for now

 

[Oksana]

 

[Deuce]

Ray, you drunk fuck.

 

[RayRay]

not a single drink tonight, deuce... perhaps that was the problem and my chemicals are off..

 

[FreeFall]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI6CfKcMhjY

 

[FairWarning]

Ray, get a drink. I need one too.

 

[Tron]

ATTN females of facebook:

Please stop with the duck face photos.

Just stop.


Regards


Daft

 

[Mudcat]

Duckface - trying so hard to look good never looked so bad.

 

[Matty]

Death to the duck face.

Ray you have some innerestin frens.

 

[Teela]

Jeezus, Ray. I'll delete that I'm a model from my work section. Jerk.

 

[roguejuror]

I like that ericson post like 20 wonder woman videos every night

rayray lure him here

 

[Bread]

ericson is sad that Teela deleted him.

She's on a rampage lately. Wearing a neck brace myself these days. I can feel that axe coming.

 

[roguejuror]

 

[Teela]

I'm still friends with Ericson, dummy. NOBODY deletes Ericson.

 

[Bread]

Oh wow that's weird. I look in your friends and I see him there. But when I go to his page it shows 5 mutual friends and you weren't one of them.

Weird. O well I take it back, BUDDAY!

 

[FreeFall]

I work for facebook.

 

[Teela]

How is it that Bread was deleted/banned from myspace seven times and not once from facebook. I find it unacceptable that myspace has higher standards.

Wet kisses, Bread.

 

[Bread]

Actually I was banned from FB once, shortly after I first signed up because Omnipotent Bread was not my real name.

Gay.

I prefer chicken peck kisses, please. I has bird lips.