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So I go uptown to pick up some lunch today like any normal day would have me do. As I am walking back to the truck I pass behind this truck whose engine is running. I notice the reverse lights arent on so Im not concerned about not being seen by the driver. You always have to watch out for what others are doing. So anyways as I am passing behind the truck the driver revs the engine. Nothing unusual and I dont really think anything of it.

I am parked right next to the truck so as I am walking behind my city truck I am looking over at the truck I just passed. The driver is looking away at first but then turns my way and I am looking at him, he is looking at me and we are like locked on to one another. It was kind of strange, kind of whatever, or so I thought.

The guy puts his truck in reverse and starts to back out but upon doing so he goes, what you eyeballin fat boy? I reply back without skipping a beat, excuse me, to which he repeats again, what you eyeballin fat boy as he continues backing out of the parking space.

Once out he pulls forward just a touch directly behind my city truck and stops. He rolls down the passenger window (power windows) and leans around his passenger and shouts, you got a gad damn problem fat boy?

Not sure why but I kind of snapped at that one. I dropped my lunch and started pulling my shirt from its normal tucked in position, now why I chose to untuck I dont know, it just seemed appropriate, and began walking towards the truck. I tell the driver as I am walking towards the truck that the only problem there will be is if he and his girlfriend (it wasnt a girl it was another dude) get out that truck.

FUCK YOU FAT BOY, was all I heard as I am just a couple feet from the truck and they sped off.

Guys I was pissed. I mean I was actually doing that adrenaline shake when you get ready to just get serious. I could have lost my job over these 2 asswipes I mean I was at lunch but in a city vehicle and the whole represent crap. Im not overtly violent but todays events made me seriously want to harm someone.
 
MMike, help me rationalize the untuck thing.

Seriously why? I mean I wasn’t gonna take my shirt off which would be the obvious answer. It’s not like I would move freer with my shirt untucked.

At the time it seemed like the logical thing to do but now that I am thinking back over it, it made no sense.

It would have been 2 on 1 MMike but at that particular moment I didn’t care and at least the first one I got my hands on was getting fucked up.

I hate lil bitches that are only badass when mobile and safe.
 
Tucked in shirt gets in the way of a good power headbutt.

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The untucking of the shirt sounds like a righteous move to me. It is authoritative. You come across as someone who knows exactly what he's going to do and how he's going to do it.

If someone did that to me, it would be like, "Damn, that guy knows about stuff that happens in fights that I don't know about. Maybe I should just leave him be."
 
Wal, untucking your shirt was a potential hazard to your physical well being. It's harder to pull a shirt over one's head when their shirt is tucked in. When not tucked in, a shirt is easier to pull over one's head and pummel them with hockey style uppercuts. I hope you have learned a lesson.

Oh and another thing, my neighbour made me so mad before I swear I was shaking from the adrenaline. I know that feeling. My children were around so like you, I had to "represent" which in the end and much like your city issued truck, was probably a blessing in disguise.
 
fuk untucking the shirt......


you fight with no shirt. so yeah. untucking the shirt is a primordial way of saying....."HEY I'M READY TO FIGHT, I'M PREPARING FOR IT"

seriously if you guys don't know to take your shirt off, or take advantage of a shirt left on, in a pre-meditated fight, I don't know what to say
 
not many. and only 2 since I was 23.

I'm very good at getting out of fighting situations. which seems pussy like. but for real nothing good comes from them. and the downside is very very very very very very bad. street fights are just a bad idea. and there is a real art to humbling yourself and getting out of fights that are being picked
 
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