Weird Day. Just Hear Me Out

[CaliGirlNY]

She tried to have another handle, but the one she wanted was taken.

yes you already have fans

 

[Matty]

then are you sutre this is a girl you wantr to date>
????

One-and-done is what we're going for. She's not from here anyway, flying back to Victoria, BC this weekend.

We've traded a bunch of emails this AM, she really wants to hang out as soon as her eye re-opens.

 

[CaliGirlNY]

I look like I have a mild buzz going on there. I don't even remember wearing that thing.

but what is the hat:????

 

[CaliGirlNY]

I live in manhattan and I like plays too.

I was born in Berkeley, grew up in Scottsdale Arizona, then moved to Rancho Mirage California. went to High School near LA. then moved to NYC in 2005, lived on 72nd and 1st and then 6th and 3rd ave. Now I'm in quaint Essex County NJ.

et tu?

 

[fiveteamer]

One-and-done is what we're going for. She's not from here anyway, flying back to Victoria, BC this weekend.

We've traded a bunch of emails this AM, she really wants to hang out as soon as her eye re-opens.

I think you should do your best to close up one of her eyes again.

KnowwhatImsayin? KnowwhatImean?

You should cum in her eye.

 

[CaliGirlNY]

The blisster is a well-traveled, sophisticated gentleman.

you are very generous and kind

 

[CaliGirlNY]

You can't even blame blitty here boys

Do you blame the python when someone drops a little fuzzy mouse in his tank?

Boys he's just doing what comes natural

ROTFL!!!!!

 

[CaliGirlNY]

I had suspicions before this thread but it's now certifiable:

Blitty is definitely a cockblocker and wouldn't hesitate to bang a gamelivers g/f, wife or prospect.

Book it for the max boys

He's attempting to cockblock, however I have my prospects set elsewhere

 

[CaliGirlNY]

Casper, I might be soulmates with your girl. My bad.

Ok then Blitty, give me the low-down.
What do you do for a living?
Where are you in nyc?
what plays do you like?
where did yuo go to college?
how old are you?
if yuo were dying and could fuck one more person on earth, no consequences male or female dead or alive who would it be?

 

[Matty]

He's attempting to cockblock, however I have my prospects set elsewhere

Where? Where?!?

 

[CaliGirlNY]

He never wanted to date her you silly girl.

Just eat her ass out

then just fuck the shit ourt of her, leave her begging for more, and have her lick up every last drop.
EWWWW. don't do that she'll hate you for it.

 

[CaliGirlNY]

One-and-done is what we're going for. She's not from here anyway, flying back to Victoria, BC this weekend.

We've traded a bunch of emails this AM, she really wants to hang out as soon as her eye re-opens.

then fuck getting lunch. go right to her hotel and stick it in her.

and eat her ass.... see TEAMER that's catching on!!!

 

[fiveteamer]

Yeah Matty ease up on the ass eating stuff already man

The fuck is wrong with you nigga?

 

[CaliGirlNY]

I think you should do your best to close up one of her eyes again.

KnowwhatImsayin? KnowwhatImean?

You should cum in her eye.

thank you for explaining, we really needed more detail.

 

[CaliGirlNY]

thank you for explaining, we really needed more detail.

i call it "the pirate"

 

[CaliGirlNY]

Where? Where?!?

matty maybe you should read back over the posts.

 

[CaliGirlNY]

i should really be working

 

[Matty]

matty maybe you should read back over the posts.

I bet it's Daft.

i should really be working

Meh.