Seduction

[Fu Manchu]

this sounds like its going really well.

 

[stevek173]

this sounds like its going really well.

Sarcasm noted. I always appreciate your honesty Fisch u know that.

She just got back to me, been busy w the kids is all tonight. I'm laying off, only because I really care.

 

[fiveteamer]

Oh fuck you have kids?

 

[Fu Manchu]

 

[stevek173]

Her: Hey Jersey...just got home w the boys...they r in the tub -)

Me: Cool cool glad everything's good over their (yes I mispelled there) tonite. How bout a late blast off (means phone sex).

Her: When I get them to bed?

Me: cool.

Her: Fabulous!

So it's on.

Fiver - NO not yet, but I have a strong feeling....well....

SALUD boys. This is fucking life.

 

[fiveteamer]

Do you or do you not have kids? Is this a story you are just telling her?

How do you know this lady.

And yeah, LOL, blast off?

 

[stevek173]

no no 5er she has 3 man. Why else would a girl this hot, who is this successful be this into me?

Now you got it.

And YUP blast off. That's something I can pass off to all your bachelors out there, great line.

 

[fiveteamer]

I can't do phone sex, but good luck to you

 

[stevek173]

TY man. It's more fun than u think if it's right. But I agree the real thing is 40000x better. But u see we r a little long distance, so have to keep the heat on brother.

 

[Blitty]

I can't do phone sex, but good luck to you

+1

 

[Fu Manchu]

late blast off

 

[reno cool]

good job Stevie, you always manage to bring the unexpected. String cheese it is.

 

[roguejuror]

davey stevsie is for real

davey i'll shoot you a friend suggestion and some string cheese

 

[Fu Manchu]

RJ, better send a blast off with all of that just to be safe

 

[roguejuror]

I'm not sure davey is into blast offs

i'll keep it civil for now

 

[stevek173]

ROFL

 

[Rubyn]

Steves, calm your dick, kid. Asking her for phone sex is just as creepy as Acid Joe sniffing toilet seats.

How about you let her take the lead for a while. Your constant talk of sex is going to result in her changing her phone number.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Is everyone just fucked in the head in Pennsylvania? I'm beginning to think so.

None of these "relationships" resemble normality in the slightest sense of the word.