Matty Rain - I will be in Montreal tonight

[roguejuror]

status updates mother fukkers

 

[roguejuror]

what happen

 

[Matty]

Juror, I played a bit of poker with high school buddies, lost quickly, came home to post my Die Antwoord write-up and here I am. Plommer is in fuckin' Laval doin' nothin'.

For the record, Montreal is a complete party town at this time of the year while there's *absolutely* nothing to do in Laval. It's a second-rate residential area where lame people go to die, a second-rate business area, a second-rate everything. They just connected the Montreal subway system to Laval to allow lame people to come to work and go back to their lame suburb while pretending to live in Montreal. Plommer could've parked his car at the Laval terminus and reached the downtown Pub in 20 minutes.

 

[roguejuror]

Unreal. Probably with some C$35 Russian hooker at this moment.

 

[Matty]

Plommer missed the best poutine in town (Mad Hatter's on Crescent) and a silly human cannonball show while we were waiting for him to un-cunt himself. Pic and vid coming.

 

[Matty]

The most glorious poutine you'll ever have and it's not even made by Frenchies. Some Irish Canadian foks perfected the recipe with a much-improved brown gravy and a light sprinkling of parsley on the fries. Godly.

Silly human cannonball trick. Beats jerking off in your hotel room in Laval.

 

[MrX]

Silly human cannonball trick. Beats jerking off in your hotel room in Laval.

Silly, my ass. That was awesome!

 

[Oksana]

The most glorious poutine you'll ever have and it's not even made by Frenchies. Some Irish Canadian foks perfected the recipe with a much-improved brown gravy and a light sprinkling of parsley on the fries. Godly.

I wanna come home. :sad:

 

[Blitty]

Damn you matty, I might have to drive up there for that poutine now.

 

[roguejuror]

shary are you french canadian?

 

[Oksana]

shary are you french canadian?

No, I'm good Canadian but my fat ass sure loves Poutine!

 

[roguejuror]

shari anybody do the zorro mask thing?

 

[Oksana]

shari anybody do the zorro mask thing?

Not yet! I need to get someone's email address. Actually Cougar has 2 photos of me so next time I catch him on here I'll see if he can do it.

 

[Bread]

What is in poutine?

I love it when Matty gets angry like this.

 

[Hawk]

The most glorious poutine you'll ever have and it's not even made by Frenchies. Some Irish Canadian foks perfected the recipe with a much-improved brown gravy and a light sprinkling of parsley on the fries. Godly.

When a Frenchie from Montreal raves about this particular poutine, you know it's damn good!

*Hawk taking notes*

 

[Hawk]

What is in poutine?

I love it when Matty gets angry like this.

Bread, it's fries, gravy and cheese curds.

Pretty basic but delicious.

 

[kato]

+1

had it out here

fokkin good

 

[roguejuror]

matty you got videos of yolandi and ninja?