A long time ago I used to manage a restaurant/nightclub in Philadelphia. Janine, the daughter of one of the silent partners managed the waitresses. She was a mean nasty bitch that most of the staff feared and hated. She would constantly pick fights with everyone including the other managers. She wasn't my boss and I didn't care to be her boss, nor I did I care who her daddy was. Whenever she would pick a fight with me, I would respond with some sexual compliments then ignore her and go about my business. She could never get under my skin and I'm not sure if she respected me more for that or hated me more.
Anyhow I was working in my office one night and I needed to use the copier which was located in another office. When I entered she starts bitchin' and complaining that the door was locked, I didn't knock and I was intruding...blah blah woof woof. She was in there with a girlfriend drinking our most expensive bottle of champagne and probably getting high. We exchanged some hostile words at first then I started patronizing her some compliments like, "You know, you've got the most seductive eyes" and "God you're so sexy when you're angry." She continues with the condescending and hostile remarks and I continue with my sarcastic sexual rebuttals. Then in frustration she snapped "Eat me!" So I dropped to my knees before her and put my head between her legs. She pushed me away and said "Get away from me you fuckin' asshole." "But Janine, you told me to eat you" I replied. "You wouldn't even know what to do" she said. "Maybe I would, maybe I wouldn't, but I'd have fun trying" I said. This went on for a while and she kept on pushing me away.
I remember she was wearing those Levi's button fly jeans and eventually I managed to loosen a few of those buttons. She said "You don't have the guts to eat me." "You're drop dead gorgeous and I would die to eat you" I replied. She said "Okay, show me what you got" and she pulled her pants down just a bit, but didn't expose anything but the top of her panties. I started licking and sucking on her abdomen and stretching my tongue down her panties trying to reach her clit. "Oh my God, he really wants to eat me out" she said to her girlfriend. "Let him" her girlfriend replied back. That was my cue, I pulled her pants all the way down and she didn't resist. In fact she lifted her butt to make it easier. She was wearing these boots that I couldn't remove and I couldn't get her jeans over them, so I went underneath for best access. Her jeans were down to her ankles, her legs were on my shoulders and my face was buried in her hairy bush. I'm pretty sure she enjoyed it 'cause she was holding my head in place and grinding my tongue. And when I paused for a moment to get better positioning and to get my fingers involved, she ask "why'd you stop?" She was a quiet eat and didn't moan much, but she came and eventually made me stop 'cause she was getting too sensitive.
I tried to eat her girlfriend out too, but she was not game at all. I would have loved to have gone back and forth between the two all night long. That's a fantasy I'm still waiting to experience...eating out more than one girl at a time. Janine's behavior toward me didn't change, she continued to be a mean nasty bitch as usual. We never talked about it and I never ate her out again. She was nowhere near being a great eat, but it's a fun memory. Whenever a girl contemptuously says "eat me," I assume the position, but Janine was the first and only girl that I actually let me.