It was ok Puma, give us some more
Puma you're Pro
A long time ago I used to manage a restaurant/nightclub in Philadelphia. Janine, the daughter of one of the silent partners managed the waitresses. She was a mean nasty bitch that most of the staff feared and hated. She would constantly pick fights with everyone including the other managers. She wasn't my boss and I didn't care to be her boss, nor I did I care who her daddy was. Whenever she would pick a fight with me, I would respond with some sexual compliments then ignore her and go about my business. She could never get under my skin and I'm not sure if she respected me more for that or hated me more.
Anyhow I was working in my office one night and I needed to use the copier which was located in another office. When I entered she starts bitchin' and complaining that the door was locked, I didn't knock and I was intruding...blah blah woof woof. She was in there with a girlfriend drinking our most expensive bottle of champagne and probably getting high. We exchanged some hostile words at first then I started patronizing her some compliments like, "You know, you've got the most seductive eyes" and "God you're so sexy when you're angry." She continues with the condescending and hostile remarks and I continue with my sarcastic sexual rebuttals. Then in frustration she snapped "Eat me!" So I dropped to my knees before her and put my head between her legs. She pushed me away and said "Get away from me you fuckin' asshole." "But Janine, you told me to eat you" I replied. "You wouldn't even know what to do" she said. "Maybe I would, maybe I wouldn't, but I'd have fun trying" I said. This went on for a while and she kept on pushing me away.
I remember she was wearing those Levi's button fly jeans and eventually I managed to loosen a few of those buttons. She said "You don't have the guts to eat me." "You're drop dead gorgeous and I would die to eat you" I replied. She said "Okay, show me what you got" and she pulled her pants down just a bit, but didn't expose anything but the top of her panties. I started licking and sucking on her abdomen and stretching my tongue down her panties trying to reach her clit. "Oh my God, he really wants to eat me out" she said to her girlfriend. "Let him" her girlfriend replied back. That was my cue, I pulled her pants all the way down and she didn't resist. In fact she lifted her butt to make it easier. She was wearing these boots that I couldn't remove and I couldn't get her jeans over them, so I went underneath for best access. Her jeans were down to her ankles, her legs were on my shoulders and my face was buried in her hairy bush. I'm pretty sure she enjoyed it 'cause she was holding my head in place and grinding my tongue. And when I paused for a moment to get better positioning and to get my fingers involved, she ask "why'd you stop?" She was a quiet eat and didn't moan much, but she came and eventually made me stop 'cause she was getting too sensitive.
I tried to eat her girlfriend out too, but she was not game at all. I would have loved to have gone back and forth between the two all night long. That's a fantasy I'm still waiting to experience...eating out more than one girl at a time. Janine's behavior toward me didn't change, she continued to be a mean nasty bitch as usual. We never talked about it and I never ate her out again. She was nowhere near being a great eat, but it's a fun memory. Whenever a girl contemptuously says "eat me," I assume the position, but Janine was the first and only girl that I actually let me.
That's absolutely true. I've always loved eating pussy. In fact, my tongue lost it's virginity long before my dick had. But it wasn't until college that I was properly trained how to eat pussy. This older girl taught me what she referred to as the 3 A's to eating pussy. Over the years I added several more A's to her philosophy...first there were 4 A's, then 5, then 6, etc and then their were 21 A's. A lot of them were stupid and as I matured and became more experienced I realized that and refined it to 7 A's.
Originally Posted by mcbaseball10
The 7 A's is not a technique. They are simply fundamental elements to eating pussy. Understanding them and practicing them will empower you to give a woman amazing oral.
Attitude has always been part of the A's since the very beginning. I believe a positive attitude toward eating pussy is the most important element to giving a woman a mind blowing experience. You need to express enthusiasm and passion when eating your girl out, otherwise she'll sense you're not truly into it. If you're just going through the motions and giving her a ho-hum performance, that's a huge turn-off for her.
You don't go down on your woman because you expect reciprocation or feel you owe her something in return. You eat her out because you want to. And you want to because you absolutely love it. And you love it because she loves it. It's your pleasure to unselfishly pleasure her to the best of your ability. It's all about her and only about her, nothing else in the world matters.
With the right attitude almost everything else comes naturally. Eating pussy is entirely about the woman. Everything you do and say should be done to enhance her experience. Every ounce of your energy should be devoted to attending to her needs and desires and satisfying her. Eating pussy is a sensory experience for women. Involving not just her sense of touch, but all her senses. You need to stimulate all her senses. She'll notice even the smallest most insignificant gesture or detail and the fact that you did it for her enjoyment will make her feel more special and desirable.
Being drunk makes eating pussy much more fun imo
my hips don't lie
I need a tittle
Puma, can I ask how you came across this website?
Mean People Suck
Puma should apply for a writing job at Penthouse...
I really hope he's not a Pecos Bill type plagiariser..
I couldn't disagree with you more.
Originally Posted by stevek173
I would much rather eat pussy while 100% alert and sober:
1) I don't want to be impaired to the extent that I may carelessly take unnecessary risks with a questionable girl.
2) I take a lot of pride in eating pussy. My performance suffers when I'm intoxicated, therefore her experience suffers.
And I would prefer that the woman be 100% sober too. Sure she may be less inhibited and more sexually expressive when drunk. And it may be easier to score a meal if she's a little tipsy, but:
1) I don't want to ever be accused of taking advantage of an intoxicated woman
2) I take pride in my performance, it's pretty darn good and it should be a memorable one for the woman. I want her sober so she'll remember it.
With that said, I have somewhat been in violation of this guideline (that is, one or both of us have been a little drunk, but never plastered). 100% sober is a preference, but not an etched in stone rule.
I do a very good job at eating pussy, but I'm not the best. No woman has ever complained about my performance, but I have been told that I'm pretty good, i.e., a less than exceptional rating. For me, pretty good is not good enough and there's room for improvement. I'm always looking to improve my skills. I came across this forum during a Google search. I saw that the posts were recent and the thread was live, so I figured I'd sign up contribute.
Originally Posted by Polaroid
Thanks, I'm glad you appreciate my stories. I know I'm a weak writer. My dad was an English professor and my writing skills are a disappointment, but I do my best.
Originally Posted by MonkeyF0cker
Honestly though, I'd much rather write for a female audience than a male audience. LOL
The stories of my experiences are my own. My insight is my own. My wisdom evolved from my real life experiences as well as the teaching of others.
Originally Posted by Blitty
Pete do you like eating ass as much as pussy?
Steve's this sounds like an invitation without the "no homo" disclaimer, pal.
Originally Posted by stevek173
lucky for petey there are wimmins here as well we menfolks.
unlucky for petey that we were the ones who said his stories were too long to read.
I am the Ruin-er
Originally Posted by IAG
Originally Posted by Pavy
Archie, don't know bout you but would love to have Nina discuss her best cock sucking story! Nina be Bad and do it!
If she does this AND uses the word cunt in her tale I will definitely orgasm.
Originally Posted by MrMonkey