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RANDOM THOUGHT OF THE DAY:
Pickels, fucking pickels man...
Originally Posted by Matty
Sometimes I wonder.
Sometime in the middle of most nights, I wake up and go to pee. I am half asleep and I pee sitting down in that situation, generally with my eyes closed.
I am right on the verge of being asleep and what I wonder is if it is possible to actually fall asleep peeing. I wonder if maybe one time, I will fall asleep and topple over and wake up having smacked my head on the floor with pee all over the place.
This is the sort of thing I sometimes wonder.
Birds do it, bees do it
Even educated fleas do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love
Like Elvis but with urine. Interesting.
And by the way, if anyone is thinking of turning this into some kind of geriatric issue perhaps relating to my aging prostate, no, it's not that.
I drink water all through the evening so it is only natural that I will need a 3 a.m. whizz.
Birds do it, bees do it
Even educated fleas do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love
on that note changing diapers at 4am when half asleep is apparently not so easy
I whizz at night. haven't tried the sitting down method yet though.
I have an enormous prostate
Kind of a boring day today
I'm disenfranchised, angry, and grossed out too Daffy
There was a drive-by shooting in the sleepy, bland little suburban neighborhood I grew up in. Pretty much an unheard of event. It wasn't all that close to my parents' house but it was right next door to the house my oldest pal Bert grew up in. Both his parents are in this news report.
Anyway that's not my point here. There is a guy in this report who cracks me up. He shows up at the ~30 second mark.
Oh shit, I just realized you have to sit through a commercial to even get to the report and no one is going to want to do that, but there is this alarmed neighbour talking about the number of shots fired and he says, "I heard up as high as 12. Who has a gun that does 12 bullets?"
Yes, wow. LOL! Dude must have come straight from his special ed class.
http://www.globaltoronto.com/video/d...823449#stories
Birds do it, bees do it
Even educated fleas do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love
Mudcat, wait till those young guys have to wake up out of a great sleep to pee! It sucks cause sometimes with me i can't go back to sleep! Like say I got 6 hours probably could have slept 8 but forget it now!
I know what you mean. That's why I try to stay half asleep and pee sitting down and keep my eyes closed. If I were to get myself fairly alert and pee standing up, I would have a hard time sleeping again - which sucks.
I walk a fine line with my wee hours tinkling.
Birds do it, bees do it
Even educated fleas do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love
Also, I had a dinner date on Friday evening. I followed up yesterday saying I would like to see her again and she agreed.
This will lead to sex, sooner rather than later.
Birds do it, bees do it
Even educated fleas do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love
Plommer will be happy!
hit that Muddy
Yap. This girl is very flirty and openly sexual.
I don't see it as a future committed long-term relationship but it will be nice to have some fun.
Birds do it, bees do it
Even educated fleas do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love
What happened to the other woman?
Welcome to February 2012. Help yourself to some tea.
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